I have three pieces of important advice for you on this morning after Halloween, my friends.
- If you have a child who’s an early riser, make sure you don’t accidentally set his clock one hour FORWARD instead of one hour BACKWARD. This will prevent him from coming into your room at 4:30 am, ready to watch some cartoons and get the day going.
- You do not want to spend the morning of November 1 googling “Dog ate gallon-sized ziploc bag of Halloween candy, including ziploc bag itself”. Take proper precautions to avoid this scenario.
- Starbucks has the red cups out already. As you are ingesting massive amounts of caffeine in order to deal with #1 and #2 above, feel free to start panicking about how Christmas/Hanukkah/etc. is already upon us.